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Look, we should all know by now that sending unsolicited dick pics is not cute. Unless somebody has explicitly asked you for a dick pic or nudes, do not assume that pulling your pants down and letting them in on how your genitals are looking that day is a good icebreaker. So assuming you trust your partner, how do you even know what to send?

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Age is just a number for Dick Van Dyke and his wife Arlene Silverwho are coming up on nearly seven years of wedded bliss. Van Dyke, 92, and Silver, 47, married in Feb. She says she first met Van Dyke when she was working as a make-up artist at the SAG awards eight years ago.

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Prepare yourself for a cold hard fact: the average erect penis in Britain is five-and-a-half inches long. We might not admit to it, but so much of our time is spent adding phantom inches when bragging about our bits on various dating apps or finding the perfect angle for a dick pic that makes it look just a little bit more impressive than it does IRL. But where did that notion of bigger being better come from?

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He murdered his wife so he could date more women and bought twelve different potion sets and drank them all at once. Then he invited the whole neighborhood to a pool party and drowned them all. He and his wife weren't fond of technology in their earlier days, but they eventually invest in a hot tub, a skydiving simulator, and a rejuvenation chamber.

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We all know the common tropes: The bigger feet, the longer the dick; the stretchier the earlobes, the more elastic the ball sack what, your mom never told you that? The list goes on, and no matter how much you frantically read forums and Yahoo! First, though, the prevailing science: Our obsession to find a correlation between appendage size and dick size has gained enough momentum that actual money has been spent on actual research into the subject.

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The penis was subsequently surgically reattached. Years after the incident, John was convicted of beating two other women and of theft. The incident occurred June 23, in Manassas, Virginia.

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